Fashionspiration
15 years ago
i suck for not updating, duh, but i've been slaving away on this screenplay for school and i kinda like it. i mean, i want to finish it and submit it to some hollywood studio that will immediately reject it, but hearing their criticism (a.k.a. "coverage") would be cool. it is tentatively titled "pygmalion: a documentary" and at least the kids in my class like it. here's a snippet of act one:
SALADIN: Yeah, 'cause the defenders won't know what hit 'em when they realize that Jack's a girl!it's about a girl named jack (after famous cellist jacqueline du pré), her henry higgins-esque friend rob (after cold warrior robert mcnamara), and their comrades with funny names.
The guys begin laughing uproariously, except for Rob and, of course, Jack. Jack appears mildly perturbed while Rob is irritated by their insurrection.
HAT-TRICK PATRICK (to Saladin): Salad, who the hell has ever mistaken Jack for a girl? Come on!
L'IL TIMMY: Yeah, she's man-er than the rest of you jerkfaces!
HAT-TRICK PATRICK (to L'il Timmy): SILENCE FROSH! L'il Timmy, you look like a Keebler elf preparing for his bar mitzvah.
ROB: On that note, I declare practice to be officially over. Get a good night's rest on Sunday and I'd rather you didn't but if you must, cocaine. Uppers, not downers.
i also put up a poll regarding the title of we gryffies ch. 23. i don't want to offend anyone, and i don't think it's overtly offensive, but i never know when i cross the line. i suspect only devout roman catholics might be offended, but possibly those of other denominations as well. i don't know enough about religion to make a judgement call.
hmm, what other news to report... i really want to see "slumdog millionaire." it could win an oscar, apparently, and it stars anwar from "skins"! and "pushing daisies" was cancelled, which SUCKS. and this season of "it's always sunny in philadelphia" is over, but i very much enjoyed the finale. spoiler alert! the gang puts on charlie's musical, "the nightman cometh."
and hilarity ensues!
à bientôt... i must return to studying/watching "always sunny" marathons, etc.
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squeeeee! Yay for you! :D:D Can't for the next WG chap!
Anonymous said...
December 11, 2008 at 10:23 AM
I just read (and reviewed) WG chappy 23. I laughed like a loon... :D:D You are a crazy person, in a really good way. I just can't get enough from James's crazy ways!
And I was just wondering...I had a really daring idea...is it really possible that you just showed us the real parentage of Tegan? :D And could it possible be that it is in connenction with the fact that the authority in Hogwarts does not tolerate smoking *any stuff*....
*grins*
So, bring it on, this was amazing!
Anonymous said...
December 18, 2008 at 11:38 AM
aww, thank you! yes, i know i'm a crazy person, but i try to use my craziness for good. =D
wow, i have not heard THAT theory before. i think instead of confirming or denying anything, i'll ask you if i seem psychotic enough to reveal tegan's parentage in this way. remember, we haven't ruled out rhys and eleni, and tegan has rhys's nose. ;)
gryffindorseeker said...
December 18, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Well yes, she has Rhys's nose... but that particular nose shape could run in the Llewellyn family in general... ;) *is suspicious*
:D:D I enjoy ploting so much! It's like the HP books!
By the way, this is HungarianWitch (I have no LJ)...
Have a nice day/night!
Anonymous said...
December 19, 2008 at 3:06 PM
you're a clever one, you are. ;) i should also warn you that there are probably a few red herrings to throw you off the trail.
i pretty much only have one mystery compared to the dozens JKR weaves in the HP books... she's the master of unsolved mysteries. =D
Anonymous said...
December 20, 2008 at 12:16 PM