Fashionspiration
15 years ago
a lot has happened since i last blogged to y'all. obama picked biden as his vp running mate, and i was okay with it. mccain picked palin as his vp running mate (i was disappointed to learn that it was not michael palin, the monty python guy), and i raised an eyebrow in suspicion. i feebly hoped that mccain would pick joe lieberman, the republican senator from connecticut (parading in an independent's clothing) whose '06 campaign i worked so hard to derail. now, what kind of bff is johnny being toward joe? besties don't turn their back on besties! plus, that selection would have caused me to shed tears of mirth and delight. i don't want to get into politics (it's too late, anyway), but as a former hillary supporter, i'm not going to vote for an anti-feminist, socially conservative, former beauty queen governor of alaska just because she has a UTERUS. that's NOT HOW I ROLL. frankly, it's insulting that mccain's people think that a broad who hates abortion and likes guns will remind me of HILLARY MOTHERFUCKING CLINTON and entice me away from barry o'bama. just because i disagree with most of o'bama's policy (i disagree with more of mccain's), i refuse to vote for an old dude just because his vp pick is a traitor to the women's rights movement and, i must reiterate, IS NOT MICHAEL PALIN.
the good news is that if mccain's silly little plan works (which it won't), lieberman will get a cabinet position!
sorry for the political crap. no offense if you're on team mccain, that's your right as an american. i just wish some of my fellow hillary chicks would suck it up and learn to live with o'bama. come on, barry might actually recognize the geneva conventions, not to mention the u.s. constitution.
EDIT 9/1/08: p. diddy has THE funniest anti-palin vlog ever. don't click play if you dislike foul language and the assertion that there are no black people in alaska.
the real purpose of this post is to debrief all the movies i saw this summer:
- prince caspian: probably not as good as the book, but the girl who plays susan was awesome. also can't hurt that it appeals to christians.
- sex and the city: reminded me why i hate the tv show. generally despicable, though i didn't want to slap carrie as often as i normally do.
- kung fu panda: better acting and better script than satc. sad.
- get smart: steve carrell's best film since the 40-year-old virgin...or anchorman?
- mamma mia!: disappointingly, not as good as the broadway version. choreography was mediocre and some of the actors really, really couldn't sing...
- pineapple express: you don't even have to be high to enjoy it, which really lends seth rogen credibility. two thumbs up.
- tropic thunder: pretty good, but pineapple express is a hard act to follow. perhaps ben stiller should take a tip from seth rogen and get high while he screenwrites? and hands down, tom cruise's finest acting role.
- hamlet 2: enjoyable, though one of the more sacrilegious films i've seen. hopefully jesus and shakespeare both have senses of humor.
...you've got to bash in minds!
it's been a while since i've plugged something, so here i go: watch dr. horrible's sing-along blog. click here (15+). you'll thank me.
it has come to my attention that we gryffies has been nominated for a dobby award in best humor fic and best next generation fic. oh. my. goodness. thank you so much to everybody who voted for it! even though i think you're a little bit crazy, thank you! and if you wanted to vote for the gryffies too...that would be just fine with me. even if you don't want to vote for jamesie & co., vote anyway! rock the vote '08! sign up for the forums if you haven't (cos you need to be a member to vote) and exercise your democratic right! i don't care who you vote for...just vote! i'm so over-the-top ecstatic about being nominated...in an archive of over 50,000 stories, i feel immensely blessed that one of my stories was just nominated. so vote for whoever you like, but be sure to vote!
oh, but vote for jlhufflepuff's visions of greatness for best next gen. well, only if you want to. i really want jessi to win, though. *hugs scorpius* and it would sure be swell if you voted for eHPF's defining moments as best collab. i'm not done with my contribution yet, but it will be a defining moment in dumbledore's life. (what oh what could it be?)
laters!
kelly
ahoyhoy! I just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading the breaking dawn spoilers (no offense if you liked the book...but if you did, i hope you're on vicodin or something). let me make it clear that i am not bashing twilight. i just think that that insane lady who wrote the books is in a permanent state of arrested development and needs to see a psychologist.
here are we gryffies spoilers if you're curious. why keep secrets when you can ruin the suspence? (highlight to discover the truth!)
- james starts sniffing tea leaves and becomes a seer
- tegan realizes her folly and reunites with james
- they get married three days later, with hagrid officiating the civil ceremony
- tegan gets knocked up and names the baby farfignewton
- freddie is gay
- micah becomes a pimp
- j.d. discovers that he's sterile and kills himself
- albus and scorpius become marginally successful con men
- rosie drops out of school and becomes the dred pirate weasley
- james forsees that dobby longbottom will die, but is too late to save him
- tegan discovers that umbridge is her birth mother and fudge is her birth father
- james becomes a dancer in a chorus line
- farfignewton joins a motorcycle gang
- farfignewton falls in love with a malfoy
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