Fashionspiration
15 years ago
ahoyhoy! I just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading the breaking dawn spoilers (no offense if you liked the book...but if you did, i hope you're on vicodin or something). let me make it clear that i am not bashing twilight. i just think that that insane lady who wrote the books is in a permanent state of arrested development and needs to see a psychologist.
here are we gryffies spoilers if you're curious. why keep secrets when you can ruin the suspence? (highlight to discover the truth!)
- james starts sniffing tea leaves and becomes a seer
- tegan realizes her folly and reunites with james
- they get married three days later, with hagrid officiating the civil ceremony
- tegan gets knocked up and names the baby farfignewton
- freddie is gay
- micah becomes a pimp
- j.d. discovers that he's sterile and kills himself
- albus and scorpius become marginally successful con men
- rosie drops out of school and becomes the dred pirate weasley
- james forsees that dobby longbottom will die, but is too late to save him
- tegan discovers that umbridge is her birth mother and fudge is her birth father
- james becomes a dancer in a chorus line
- farfignewton joins a motorcycle gang
- farfignewton falls in love with a malfoy
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Was James the only one who started sniffing tee leaves? ;D
Wicked...but I hope you are just kidding us! Though Farfignewton would be a character... and the Seer thingy is very interesting... :D:D
Anonymous said...
August 3, 2008 at 5:23 AM
yeah, most of these are the result of mixing alcohol with blogging. but which ones? =P
gryffindorseeker said...
August 3, 2008 at 2:59 PM
yeah....twilight is my guilty pleasure....
i've definitely read them all....minus breaking dawn....
and i'll probably see the movie....
but i can't bring myself to honestly admit to liking them because somewhere that would cause an implosion in the core of my being...*sigh*
but the books combine the two places i've lived in so i love them for that. i won't elaborate so as to avoid stalkers ;)
where does one place the emphasis is saying farfignewton?
Anonymous said...
August 10, 2008 at 12:23 AM
i'm kind of hoping that the screenwriter fixes the dialogue for the movie...i also wish that rob pattinson would speak in a chicago accent. since eddy is SUPPOSEDLY from chi-town, i want a full-on south side accent.
i think you emphasize the first syllable in farfignewton. (FARfignewton?) i got the name from the cartoon pinky and the brain.
gryffindorseeker said...
August 12, 2008 at 11:58 AM
>james becomes a dancer in a chorus line
I KNEW IT!
-momotwins :)
Megan S said...
September 23, 2008 at 8:01 PM
bwahaha, yes. the story will conclude with a massive musical finale extravamaganza...i am not yet sure how i will integrate music into prose. =P
gryffindorseeker said...
October 6, 2008 at 4:55 AM